I am actually a world-class cuddler. Well, just in the winter months. Slightly less so in the summer. I know like four good jokes which I would be willing to share. Okay: A Buddhist walks up to a hot vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." Right? I'm active, fun, passionate, experienced, clean, perable, and I have great taste in music. F'real. I am looking for NSA/FWB. This doesn't mean I am looking to use someone. It means I am single and am going to be for a bit so in the meantime I desire good company. I see a lot of women write boldly on their profiles something to the effect of "DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE JUST LOOKING TO HOOK UP" so I've decided to issue my own notice: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\***IMPORTANT!!! ONLY MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE NOT STABBY (LIKE WITH A KNIFE) WAIT...IF YOU ARE STABBY BUT KIND OF CUTE THEN MESSAGE ME & I WILL WEIGH HOW CUTE YOU ARE AGAINST HOW MUCH OF MY INSURANCE DEDUCTIBLE I HAVE LEFT TO PAY IN THE EVENT OF A TRIP TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM DUE TO A KNIFE WOUND - ALSO DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE JUST LOOKING TO HOOK UP UNLESS YOU ARE KIND OF CUTE THEN I WILL CONSIDER HOOKING UP WITH YOU -HMM OKAY I'VE DECIDED TO ADJUST MY STANCE ON STABS SO IF YOU WANT TO HOOK UP THEN STAB ME OR STAB ME THEN HOOK UP YOU MUST HAVE PROFILE PICS AND NOT JUST YOUR FACE I'M TALKING FULL BODY AND THE STAB WOULD BE ENTIRELY CONTINGENT ON THE HOOKING UP - AND YOU KNOW WHAT? MESSAGE ME EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT KIND OF CUTE BECAUSE FRANKLY IT HAS BEEN A WHILE AND I WILL MOST LIKELY TAKE A STAB WOUND FOR THE CHANCE AT A BOOB - HAHA BUT SERIOUSLY I WOULD REALLY PREFER TO WALK AWAY FROM THIS WHOLE THING UNSTABBED***

My Ideal Person Just be yourself and not affiliated with selling my kidneys on the black market.

After some thought I think I should add some other qualifiers.

You have to dry yourself in the shower. If you step out of the shower before you begin to towel yourself down we are not going to be compatible.

Why would you do such a thing? It just gets water everywhere! Now I'm a reasonable man so expect a small amount of damp on the rug after washing up but if you're going to turn off the water then exit the enclosure whilst you pat your self dry I don't want to know you as a person.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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